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The new library near me is so gorgeous omfg
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so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)
omfg broni friendzoni
I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog
BRONI FRIENDZONI
*ugly cackling*
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you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents
i know right i always get 38
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tw:Rape
Wow. I didn’t think it was possible but Trump actually trumped his own idiocy with this.
Donald Trump, warning all women of the world to avoid alone time with him.
^^^
Rape: What happens when you put men and women together
Hear that, guys?
You’re all rapists.
Any woman or girl who works with you or goes to school with you or visits your house because they’re your daughter’s friend or is riding the bus with you or is standing in line with you at the movie theater is risking rape because of their proximity to you and your penis, because all men rape, and all men cannot not rape, including you. You and your brother and your dad and your uncle and your cousin and your nephew and your son and your grandfather and your best friends are all rapists, according to (the real) Donald J. Trump.
That’s what Trump is saying about men. That’s what Trump is saying about you.
It’s not feminists who call all men rapists, it’s men like Trump.
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WHEN I DROP FOOD ON THE FLOOR
If someone’s watching me, I’m like:
If no one’s watching me, I’m like:
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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Hello, everyone in Shiroiwa Junior High, Class 3-B! You are the lucky class chosen for this year’s battle. Congratulations! Now, I’m going to explain the rules for you. Listen well to fight right and with gusto!
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Cuddle buddy application
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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apparently i don’t
omg what does that even say?
dubstep
????
Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.
What is d/c?
In gaming dc is short for disconnect.
“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”?OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.
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WE DID IT!
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good work tumblr
im a teen and i cant read this
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